Wednesday, December 9, 2009

How to keep 2 year olds entertained at Wal-Mart.

1. Give her $2 worth of stickers you found in the Christmas dept while she is screaming to get out of the cart.
2. Give her the coffee and tell her to decorate it with as many stickers as possible. (at this point my lovely husband says to me, "you're not going to let her waste all those stickers right now are you?" Um, yeah, I am. You got a problem with that? Pretty sure he will not be volunteering to go on a family trip to wal-mart anytime in the near future. Did I mention this was his idea? )
3. Try to survive the next 30 minutes in what I have now deemed as one of the worst places on earth. At least my two year old was no longer screaming to get out of the cart....like most every other child in the store. Oh my, it stresses me out just thinking about it....
4. Take pictures of the coffee and blog about it when you get home so other moms can feel your pain....



Ahhhhh, the joys of a 2 year old.

1 comment:

Emily said...

oh girl, we have been known to bust out some crackers right then and there in the store!! Our Walmart gives out free small cookies to kids(you just have to ask)...every time we pass out of the frozen section and Sam sees the Bakery he yells out "Cookie"...it's our saving grace at the end of the trip!